When Microsoft announced that Halo 3 would be out before the end of 2007, XBox 360 owners everywhere rejoiced. Personally, I don't see why. I mean, did they actually fucking play Halo 2? The game was the epitome of mediocrity. It had boring weapons, boring levels, boring enemies and a cheesy cliffhanger ending. There are only four first person shooters I can think of that actually sucked more than Halo 2 - Daikatana, Perfect Dark Zero, Turok: Evolution and of course, Halo. When I hear people say that the Halo series is good, my first assumption is that they're completely retarded. Then I realize that it's not necessarily their fault; they don't know any better because they haven't actually played a GOOD first person shooter. In order to help those poor miserable bastards fix their lives, I have compiled a list of 88 FPS games that suck way less than Halo 2. They are:
Aliens Versus Predator
Fuck Halo 3. It'll never be half as good as Condemned.
Aliens Versus Predator 2
Aliens Versus Predator: Extinction
Battlefield 1942
Battlefield Vietnam
Battlefield 2
Battlefield 2142
Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold
Blood
Blood II: The Chosen
The Catacomb Abyss
Call of Duty
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 3
Chex Quest
Chex Quest 2
Chex Quest 3
Clive Barker's Undying
Condemned
Counter-Strike
Descent
Descent II
Descent 3
Deus Ex
Doom
Doom II: Hell on Earth
Doom 3
Duke Nukem
Faceball 2000
F.E.A.R.
The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki
Geist
Goldeneye
Half-Life
Half-Life 2
Heretic
Hexen
Hexen II
Killing Time
KISS: Psycho Circus - The Nightmare Child
Marathon
Marathon 2
Marathon Infinity
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Perfect Dark
Prey
Quake
Quake 2
Rainbow Six
Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear
Rainbow Six: Lone Wolf
Rainbow Six 3
Rainbow Six: Lockdown
Rainbow Six: Critical Hour
Rainbow Six: Vegas
Red Faction
Red Faction II
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Rise of the Triad: Dark War
Serious Sam
Serious Sam II
Sin
SkyNET
Soldier of Fortune
Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
Spear of Destiny
Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II
Strife
Terminator 2029
The Terminator: Rampage
The Terminator: Future Shock
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief II: The Metal Age
Thief: Deadly Shadows
TimeSplitters 2
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion
Unreal
Unreal Tournament
Unreal II: The Awakening
Unreal Tournament 2003
Unreal Tournament 2004
Wolfenstein 3D
XIII
1,170,377 people suddenly realized that Halo LAN parties are completely fucking gay.
© 2007 by Haddox