88 FPS games that are better than Halo 2.

When Microsoft announced that Halo 3 would be out before the end of 2007, XBox 360 owners everywhere rejoiced. Personally, I don't see why. I mean, did they actually fucking play Halo 2? The game was the epitome of mediocrity. It had boring weapons, boring levels, boring enemies and a cheesy cliffhanger ending. There are only four first person shooters I can think of that actually sucked more than Halo 2 - Daikatana, Perfect Dark Zero, Turok: Evolution and of course, Halo. When I hear people say that the Halo series is good, my first assumption is that they're completely retarded. Then I realize that it's not necessarily their fault; they don't know any better because they haven't actually played a GOOD first person shooter. In order to help those poor miserable bastards fix their lives, I have compiled a list of 88 FPS games that suck way less than Halo 2. They are:

Aliens Versus Predator
Aliens Versus Predator 2
Aliens Versus Predator: Extinction
Battlefield 1942
Battlefield Vietnam
Battlefield 2
Battlefield 2142
Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold
Blood II: The Chosen
The Catacomb Abyss
Call of Duty
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 3
Chex Quest
Chex Quest 2
Chex Quest 3
Clive Barker's Undying
Descent II
Descent 3
Deus Ex
Doom II: Hell on Earth
Doom 3
Duke Nukem
Faceball 2000
The Fortress of Dr. Radiaki
Half-Life 2
Hexen II
Killing Time
KISS: Psycho Circus - The Nightmare Child
Marathon 2
Marathon Infinity
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Perfect Dark
Quake 2
Rainbow Six
Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear
Rainbow Six: Lone Wolf
Rainbow Six 3
Rainbow Six: Lockdown
Rainbow Six: Critical Hour
Rainbow Six: Vegas
Red Faction
Red Faction II
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Rise of the Triad: Dark War
Serious Sam
Serious Sam II
Soldier of Fortune
Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
Spear of Destiny
Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II
Terminator 2029
The Terminator: Rampage
The Terminator: Future Shock
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief II: The Metal Age
Thief: Deadly Shadows
TimeSplitters 2
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Turok 3: Shadow of Oblivion
Unreal Tournament
Unreal II: The Awakening
Unreal Tournament 2003
Unreal Tournament 2004
Wolfenstein 3D

Fuck Halo 3. It'll never be half as good as Condemned.

1,025,463 people suddenly realized that Halo LAN parties are completely fucking gay.


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2007 by Haddox