Iceland will be closed until April 22nd.

Since my name is Haddox, people think they're fucking hilarious when they e-mail me random shit about fish. Most of the stuff you morons send me is completely retarded, but every once in a while one of you will send me something interesting. Today someone forwarded me an intra-office memo that was sent out by Shaw's Supermarkets to its seafood managers regarding the availability of cod, haddock, and pollock. It seems that Iceland will be closed until April 22nd:

Iceland is closed.

That's right, the entire goddamn country is closed for a two week Easter vacation. So for all of you out there who were planning on visiting the exciting and mysterious country of Iceland in the next few days, you're completely fucked. Iceland is closed. Sorry.

1,659,636 people don't give really a shit about Iceland.

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