There was no JFK assassination you morons.

If there's one thing I hate, it's stupid conspiracy theories. When people tell me that 9/11 was planned by the Bush administration or that man never walked on the Moon, I want to punch them in the face - and I usually do. But the stupidest conspiracy of all has to be the idea that CIA assassinated John F. Kennedy because he didn't want to commit to any real military action in Vietnam. That's just fucking stupid. The CIA didn't assassinate JFK because of Vietnam, nor did they assassinate for him any other reason. Neither did Lee Harvey Oswald for that matter. Here's a fucking news flash for you retards: JOHN F. KENNEDY WAS NOT ASSASSINATED. Kennedy was the victim of spontaneous human head combustion and I can prove it. Read this:

Now you know. It's on Wikipedia, so it must be true.

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