On this, the 5th anniversary of the September 11th attacks, I want you all to remember one simple goddamn thing. I want you to remember that 9/11 should be spoken as "nine eleven" and not "nine one one". You know, because the attacks took place on the 11th fucking day of the 9th fucking month of 2001. People who think it's cute to pronounce 9/11 as though it were the emergency telephone number to which it bears an uncanny resemblance seriously need to die. Also, fuck all you foreigners who put the day before month when you write out the date, that is so incredibly gay.
Oh, and fuck terrorists too I guess. But fuck those first two groups harder.
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