I didn't write anything today.

Sucks to be you.

I was going to update my site today, but then I didn't. Even though my writing style takes no skill whatsoever and I could easily rub out a new rant in five minutes, I decided to get drunk and watch porn instead. Please continue to worship me in spite of this, because I am still the most brilliant person you know.

In the mean time, here are some things you can do while you wait for me to give meaning to your lives:

1. Blow me.

Or if you're a guy, you can always just kill yourself. Thanks.

896,602 lives are worthless without my guidance.

haddox@sydlexia.com

Back to how much I rule...

2005 by Haddox