I didn't write anything today.
I didn't write anything today.
I was going to update my site today, but then I didn't. Even though my writing style takes no skill whatsoever and I could easily rub out a new rant in five minutes, I decided to get drunk and watch porn instead. Please continue to worship me in spite of this, because I am still the most brilliant person you know.
In the mean time, here are some things you can do while you wait for me to give meaning to your lives:
1. Blow me.
Or if you're a guy, you can always just kill yourself. Thanks.
1,140,119 lives are worthless without my guidance.
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