My review of Scars of Mirrodin.

My sworn enemy Dr. Jeebus is a big fan of Magic: The Gathering. Recently, he reviewed the game's newest expansion, Scars of Mirrodin. Since I make it my business to know my enemies' hobbies, I know that his review was really fucking half-assed. And I thought, shit, I can do a half-assed set review. So I fucking did. Now, keep in mind, this is a set review, not a spoiler list. In order to read my set review, you will need to already be familiar with what each card in the set is named, what it does, and what its card number is. If you don't already know these things, you should. Learn the fucking cards, or don't waste my fucking time reading this. Okay, here's my fucking review...

Card 001/249: Bad
Card 002/249:
Good
Card 003/249:
Meh
Card 004/249:
Good
Card 005/249:
Good
Card 006/249: G
reat
Card 007/249:
Good
Card 008/249:
Meh
Card 009/249:
Good
Card 010/249: Good
Card 011/249: Good
Card 012/249: Good
Card 013/249: Good
Card 014/249: Good
Card 015/249: Meh
Card 016/249: Good
Card 017/249: Good
Card 018/249: Good
Card 019/249: Good
Card 020/249: Meh
Card 021/249: Meh
Card 022/249: Good
Card 023/249: Good
Card 024/249: Good
Card 025/249: Good in limited, otherwise Bad
Card 026/249: Meh
Card 027/249: Meh
Card 028/249: Good
Card 029/249: Meh
Card 030/249: Bad

Card 031/249: Good
Card 032/249: Good
Card 033/249:
Good
Card 034/249: Meh
Card 035/249: Interesting
Card 036/249: Meh
Card 037/249: Meh
Card 038/249: Meh
Card 039/249: Good
Card 040/249: Good

Card 041/249: Good
in limited
Card 042/249: Good in limited
Card 043/249: Meh
Card 044/249: Meh
Card 045/249: Meh
Card 046/249: G
ood
Card 047/249: Good
Card 048/249: G
oo
d
Card 049/249: Good
Card 050/249: Meh

Card 051/249: Bad
Card 052/249: Good
Card 053/249: Good in limited
Card 054/249: Good i
n limited
Card 055/249: G
ood in limited
Card 056/249: Good
Card 057/249: Good
Card 058/249: G
oo
d
Card 059/249: Bad
Card 060/249: Good

Card 061/249: G
ood
Card 062/249: Meh
Card 063/249:
Good
Card 064/249:
Good
Card 065/249: Good
Card 066/249: Good
Card 067/249: Good
Card 068/249: Bad
Card 069/249: Good
Card 070/249: Me
h

Card 071/249: Meh
Card 072/249: Me
h
Card 073/249: Good in
limited
Card 074/249: Good
Card 075/249: Good
Card 076/249: Meh
Card 077/249: Meh
Card 078/249: Good
Card 079/249:
Good
Card 080/249: Good

Card 081/249: Meh
Card 082/249: Good in limited
Card 083/249: Bad
Card 084/249:
Good
Card 085/249: Bad
Card 086/249: Bad
Card 087/249: G
ood
Card 088/249: Good
Card 089/249: Bad
Card 090/249:
Bad

Card 091/249: Good
Card 092/249: Good
Card 093/249: Good
Card 094/249: Super fucking
ridiculous
Card 095/249: Good
Card 096/249: Meh
Card 097/249: Bad
Card 098/249: Good
Card 099/249: Meh
Card 100/249: Bad

Card 101/249:
Meh
Card 102/249:
Terrible
Card 103/249: Good
Card 104/249: Me
h
Card 105/249: Good
Card 106/249:
Meh
Card 107/249: Good
Card 108/249:
Good in limited
Card 109/249:
Meh
Card 110/249:
Good in limited

Card 111/249: Good
Card 112/249: Good
Card 113/249: Good in limited
Card 114/249: Good
Card 115/249: Good
Card 116/249: Good
Card 117/249: Good
Card 118/249: Good i
n limited
Card 119/249: Good
Card 120/249: Good

Card 121/249: Good
Card 122/249: Good
Card 123/249: Good
Card 124/249: Meh
Card 125/249: Meh
Card 126/249:
Meh
Card 127/249: Meh
Card 128/249: Good in limited
Card 129/249: Meh
Card 130/249: Goo
d in limite
d
Card 131/249: Goo
d in limited
Card 132/249: G
ood
Card 133/249: Good
Card 134/249: Good
Card 135/249: Good
Card 136/249: Goo
d in limited
Card 137/249:
Good in limited
Card 138/249: Good
Card 139/249:
Good in limite
d
Card 140/249: Good

Card 141/249: G
ood in limited
Card 142/249: Bad
Card 143/249: Good
Card 144/249: Good in limited
Card 145/249: Goo
d in limited
Card 146/249: Good
Card 147/249: Good
Card 148/249: Good
Card 149/249: Me
h

Card 150/249: Good

Card 151/249: Good
Card 152/249: Meh
Card 153/249:
Meh
Card 154/249: Good
Card 155/249: Good
Card 156/249: Good
Card 157/249: Good
Card 158/249: Bad
Card 159/249: Bad
Card 160/249:
Good in limited
Card 161/249: Bad
Card 162/249:
Good in limited
Card 163/249: Me
h
Card 164/249: Bad
Card 165/249:
Good
Card 166/249: Good
Card 167/249: Good
Card 168/249:
Good
Card 169/249: Me
h

Card 170/249: Good

Card 171/249: Meh
Card 172/249: Meh
Card 173/249: Meh
Card 174/249: Meh
Card 175/249: Good
Card 176/249: Good
Card 177/249: Good
Card 178/249: Good
Card 179/249: Meh
Card 180/249: Meh

Card 181/249: Good
Card 182/249: Meh
Card 183/249: Good
Card 184/249: Bad
Card 185/249: Good
Card 186/249: Good
Card 187/249: Meh
Card 188/249: Good in limited
Card 189/249: Good
Card 190/249: Good

Card 191/249: Meh
Card 192/249: Good
Card 193/249: Good
Card 194/249: Bad
Card 195/249: Good in limited
Card 196/249: Good
Card 197/249: Bad
Card 198/249: Bad
Card 199/249: Meh
Card 200/249: Bad

Card 201/249: Meh
Card 202/249: Good
Card 203/249: Meh
Card 204/249: Bad
Card 205/249: Good
Card 206/249: Bad
Card 207/249: Meh
Card 208/249: Good
Card 209/249: Meh
Card 210/249: Meh

Card 211/249: Good
Card 212/249: Good in limited
Card 213/249: Meh
Card 214/249: Good
Card 215/249: Bad
Card 216/249: Bad
Card 217/249: Bad
Card 218/249: Meh
Card 219/249: Good
Card 220/249: Bad

Card 221/249: Good
Card 222/249: Good
Card 223/249: Good
Card 224/249: Bad
Card 225/249: Bad
Card 226/249: Bad
Card 227/249: Good
Card 228/249: Bad
Card 229/249: Bad
Card 230/249: Good

Card 231/249: Good
Card 232/249: Good
Card 233/249: Good
Card 234/249: Good
Card 235/249: Good
Card 236/249: Good
Card 237/249: Good
Card 238/249: Good
Card 239/249: Good
Card 240/249: Good

Card 241/249: Good
Card 242/249: Good
Card 243/249:
Good
Card 244/249: Good
Card 245/249: Good
Card 246/249: Good
Card 247/249: Good
Card 248/249: Good
Card 249/249: Good

Haddox's 10 Favorite Cards: 11, 16, 57, 94, 98, 33, 123, 147, 181, 195

Haddox's 10 Least Favorite Cards: 43, 122, 179, 182, 194, 224, 225, 226, 228, 229

10 Great Cards For EDH: 6, 14, 39, 64, 94, 122, 193, 205, 208, 212

Worst Fucking Artwork This Side of Drew Tucker: 180

Okay, that's it. This review is over. Get the fuck outta here.

1,841,389 readers think Card 94 is the best card in the set.

haddox@sydlexia.com

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