The most concise review of Transformers 2 you'll ever read.

Haven't fucking seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen yet? Well, good for you. Morbid curiosity got the best of me and I ended up seeing this fucking piece of shit two nights ago. Here's the entire fucking movie summed up in three sentence fragments, because just like Michael Bay, I'm too fucking lazy to fully develop my thoughts:

• two dogs fuck
• a middle-aged woman eats pot brownies
• lots of shit explodes

That's it, that's the whole fucking movie. I just saved you ten dollars. Have a nice fucking day. Final verdict: F

1,836,329 fucking retards will go see this movie despite my warning.

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