My site is too awesome for Google.

Google can't handle my site.

If you are reading this page, one thing is certain: you didn't fucking find it through Google. That's because my page is far too controversial and far too awesome to be included on Google. Google has no qualms about listing Brazilian beastiality sites and Russian kiddie porn sites within its search results, so my rants must somehow pose a bigger threat to civilized society. That's right; I am apparently more dangerous than pedophilia. You know what I have to say about this? Nothing, because I couldn't care less. Google needs me a hell of a lot more than I need them. I don't give a shit if they ever list me. If they did, I'd get thousands of hits a day. And if that happened, the success would probably go to my head and then I'd turn into an egomaniacal prick who lives off his past glory and never fucking updates his site... and there are enough people like that out there already, aren't there?

Update: 06-22-06

The site is now partially cached on Google. A search for "vaginas are gay" will list my main page in the results, but not my actual dissertation on vagina gayness.

Update: 08-06-06

The site is now fully cached on Google.

1,317,237 people just submitted my site to Google for listing.

Back to how much I rule...

2006 by Haddox