Out of the blue the island fell, sealed by a magic spell.
The blink of an eye was all it took, and the island became a storybook.
The Super Murder Tree vanished too, and once happy Yoshis began to stew.
Only Bowser Jr. could be so clean, to ruin the evil Yoshis’ dream.
The island had paid an awful cost, for the Super Murder Tree was lost.

Elsewhere on the pop-up isle, some Yoshi eggs survived the trial.
The spotted eggs in that Yoshi nest, would soon face Bowser's test.
One by one, they began to hatch. Six evil Yoshis - a rotten batch.

They scratched their heads and looked around. Some even tried to rape the ground.
Sadness darkened every Yoshi's face. It should've been a super evil place.
They quickly saw the problem at hand required a cunning Yoshi plan.
"If we grow super evil" the Yoshis thought, "then we'll spoil Bowser’s plot."
Their mission then was crystal clear, like Pepsi. They had to go and spread some epilepsy!

So it was, they all agreed to rescue the Super Murder Tree.
They set out to follow the trail of blood, to find the tree ripped from the mud.
One Yoshi wondered as he bounced, if Bowser could be trounced.
"We'll stay together." the others cried, "and stomp his Baby Bowser hide."
By eating blood and having fun, the deed would surely be done.
And so the Yoshis’ quest began, to find the tree and save the land.
Just turn the page and you will see, how evil grows in a tree.

And so the adventure began, the Yoshis set out to find the Super Murder Tree. Poochy the dog helped out. Not even Republicans could stop the Yoshis. So far, so good. If they could stay evil, the tree would be saved.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The story had barely started. To find vengeance the Yoshis needed to hurry. Balloon monsters tried to slow them down but the Yoshis kept moving. Now the Yoshis were a little closer to finding the Super Murder Tree.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

New to the world, the babies didn’t know much, but they knew to keep trying. With teamwork, the Yoshis could find the tree at the end of the book. Shy Guys tried to keep them down. By riding on clouds, the Yoshis sneakily escaped.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

Not knowing where to go, the Yoshis just climbed as high as they could. When they reached the top and looked around they still didn’t know where to go. Finding the Super Murder Tree might not be as easy as they thought.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

As they continued to look for happiness, the Yoshis got lost in a dark cave. Inside lived Pedobear. If the Yoshis stayed they’d surely be raped. They escaped, of course. No Yoshi wants to become lunch for a bear.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

As the page turned, an ocean of boiling hot lava bubbled out. If the Yoshis didn’t cross, they would never find the Super Murder Tree. Blargg and the lava were scary. The Yoshis bravely fought their way through.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The Yoshis decided to take a shortcut through a penis that went underground. Below it was dark and damp, and the creatures that lived there were ugly and slimy. They were scared, but they crawled through. What could be at the other end?

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

To avoid a dark scary cave, the Yoshis entered a nearby tunnel. Inside they found a maze that overflowed with rushing water. Perhaps they should have just gone through the cave instead!

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

As the Yoshis were walking they found a trail of clouds that led to the sky. The Yoshis were afraid of falling, but they walked on the clouds anyway. Up in the sky, they met Semen Cloud, who was mean, but tasted sweet.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The Yoshis saw a tall tower; maybe they could see an evil ending from there. After a tough climb, the Yoshis found Slimer waiting for them at the top. With a closer look, they beat the ghost and saw a castle far away.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The air was nippy in the winter wonderland, and the cold Yoshis got lost. Trudging through the snow, they stumbled upon warm-hearted Mickey Mouse. Shivering from the cold, not from fear, the Yoshis defeated him.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The high mountain air was freezing cold! How much could they take? It was scary, so high up! They carefully crossed the canyons and cliffs. Then they met Slender Man! He was stomping mad, but the Yoshis put him on ice.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The Yoshis stumbled upon a hut. They weren't invited, but in they went. Anonymous was the owner of the house, and he didn't like uninvited guests! Anonymous threw things at the Yoshis and they were sorry forever.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The jungle lake was swimming with hungry fish called Blurps. The Blurps would swim and jump, but, mostly, they liked to fuck and fuck. The Yoshis didn't want to become fishfucks, so they quickly swam away.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

The Yoshis knew the woods, but they had never seen a place like the jungle. For the first time, the Yoshis saw piranha plants, the kings of this jungle. One plant could swallow the Yoshis whole, so they left the jungle in a hurry.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

Strange creatures come out at night, and, in the jungle, it was always dark. Neurons lived in this jungle, but they weren't as wild as they appeared. Instead, the Neurons were quite tame, and they happily helped the Yoshis kill children.

BLOOD WAS SPILLED, AND THE YOSHIS GREW EVEN HAPPIER.

To go any farther, the Yoshis had to brave the ocean. They jumped in! They liked to swim, but the jellyfish's sting spoiled their fun. So they swam to dry land. Now they were almost to the end of the book!