Yes, it's fucking true. Your humble correspondent's rant about tattoos has found publication in the April 2009 edition of Naughty Neighbors, which went on sale February 10th for some reason. It is currently available at seedy convenience stores and indiscriminate newsstands. It can also be purchased digitally from UndercoverMags.com. This isn't quite as good as the Newsweek interview that a badass fucking big shot like me deserves, but it'll do for now.
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