More crappy dead people's art work
The premise: I can spell, do math and fuck
better than dead people. So being
that my skills are obviously superior to those of dead people, I've taken
it upon myself to judge art work done by
various dead people. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
What can I possibly say about this fucking train wreck? If I wanted to stare at one big semen stain, I'd fish the May 1987 issue of Playboy out of that special drawer in my desk. F
Hey asshole, Jesus didn't have jaundice and he sure as hell wasn't Chinese. Jesus was white and he loved every minute he spent up on that cross.
Try using some colors next time. Also why the fuck does that woman look so damn sad? She's doing housework which means she must be married and therefore happy. F
Oh look, it's the world's shittiest pair of platform shoes. F
This shit is beyond weak. If you insist on drawing one of God's most flawed creatures (i.e. woman), you could at least try to make her look nice. Instead you drew a fat chick with no tits and a bad hairline. The worst part is that the bitch has a smug little smile on her face. You're hideous, stop smiling. F
I can't believe how awesome I am. More crappy dead people's art work:
Crappy art #1
Crappy art #2
Crappy art #1 Crappy art #2
1,496,400 dead assholes tried stepping to my hardcore skills and got reamed.
Back to how much I rule...
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