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The Best Page in the Universe 2005 archive

This page is about me, a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer, and my overly masculine posturing to the contrary. PS: I'm a pirate.

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Everything I say is awesome.

Suck my dick.
(Updated: 12-25-05)

The South should have won the Civil War.
(Updated: 12-08-05)

I am better than dead people.
(Updated: 11-11-05)

Vaginas are gay.
(Updated: 10-01-05)

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Do you rule enough?

Probably not, you worthless piece of shit. Fuck off.

Pirates Rule

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The saddest caveman in the world.
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