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This page is about me, a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer, and my overly masculine posturing to the contrary. PS: I'm a pirate.


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Everything I say is awesome.


Suck my dick.
(Updated: 12-25-05)

The South should have won the Civil War.
(Updated: 12-08-05)

I am better than dead people.
(Updated: 11-11-05)

Vaginas are gay.
(Updated: 10-01-05)


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